Helena was busy house cleaning, so I thought that I would assist her. Yes, that's what I was doing, by keeping out of her way. Then, when she began to use the big, noisy vessel, which she moved across the floor, I pulled aside some carrier bags, which were in her path (and surrounded myself with them so as to create a sound barrier). I was disappointed to learn that this did not have the desired effect, so I then left the room, feeling I had helped Helena enough.

Shy Boy on behalf of Gordon, in memory of Tony